OATH TEXT:

- I an independent artist, gravely compel to depend on artistic constitutional order, to defend it from entire artistic system, that I will protect and build diversity of artistic influence. I will always be conscious and disciplined in imploring and begging for exhibitions and projects, but at the same time respecting charity: made in blood line of nepotism, honorably gained by lobbying mayor, cunningly taken from art foundations, grant recommendation suffused by sweat and piece of art cheaply both for ambassador collection. From those reasons, I will be ready to give away last piece of my art to get exhibition in great world center. So help me minister.